Who are we anyway?

 •divorced mom of 3
•Aspiring cult leader
•enjoys a good diet coke
•supports womens rights and wrongs
•fixates on safe foods
•gamer girl adjacent

•got divorced before it was cool
•mother to 1
•hates ice water
•hypochondriac through and through
•never shuts up
•always down to eat candy corn

this is the part of the podcast we hate most- talking about ourselves. instead of trying to sell you on who we are we figured why not just give you some random worthless facts instead?

Who are we anyway?

Rowan

alissa

 •divorced mom of 3
•Aspiring cult leader
•enjoys a good diet coke
•supports womens rights and wrongs
•fixates on safe foods
•gamer girl adjacent

•got divorced before it was cool
•mother to 1
•hates ice water
•hypochondriac through and through
•never shuts up
•always down to eat candy corn

this is the part of starting a podcast we hate most- talking about ourselves. instead of trying to sell you on who we are we figured why not just give you some random worthless facts instead?